User: Viren dhakad

Bill Gates Said-
I m Not Topper,
But Today All University Toppers r My Employees
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..Bas
Yahi Line Har Baar Mujhe Top Krne Se Rok Deti hai.

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5 years ago

Ek bund se samundar nhi banta,

rone se mukaddar nahi banta,

patana hai to pure girls hostel Ko patao

1 - 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.

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5 years ago

Santa Bijli office fone krke bola : light band kr do

Bijli wala : Q sir?

Santa : Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayimast

wali gaali aai h,

wo tumko deni he.

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5 years ago

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a

wife??

A girlfriend answers all ur questions,

And

A wife questions all ur answers!

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5 years ago

English Tcher:Btao ya kon sa tense he?

"Me Nach rha hu,

Tum Nach rhe ho,

Wo Nach rhi he..hm sb Nach rhe he,"

STUDENT:Sir ye

"MUJRA Continous Tense"he. .

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