User: Ra.one

Mein To Thi Pagal Aur Anjaan
Yeh Hain Ek Lund Ka Ehsaan

Samajhti Thi Ke Lund Hai Bejaan
Nahin Dekha Jisne Choot Ka Maidan

Jab Khara Hua Toh Mein Hui Hairaan
Is Harkat Ne Humko Kardiya Pareshan

Jab Andar Dala Toh Nikaal Di Jaan
Hum Samajhte The Lund Hai Nadaan

Lekin Ab Jana Ki
Lund Hain Bada Shaitaan.

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3 years ago

Wish you MC BC
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Merry Christmas Before Christmas.

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3 years ago

1 Pari ne dekha ki 1 Sher Khargosh ka pechha kar rha
hai
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Pari ne dono ko rok kar kha ke
agar tum esa na karo to me
tum dono ki 3-3 khwahishein
poori karungi
Sher:Mere alawa is jungle ke
tamaam Shero ko Sherniya
bana do
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K: Mujhe 1 helmet de
do.
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S: Bagal wale jungle ke
tamaam Shero ko bhi Sherniya
bana do
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K: Mujhe 1 bike de do.
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S: Saari duniya ke Shero ko
Sherniya bana do
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Khargosh ne bike start ki us par
baith kar helmet pehna aur bola:
"Iss sher ko Gay bana do.

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3 years ago

Rishta Dosti Ka Kisi aur Rishte Se Kam Nai
Mile Agar Acha Dost To Kisi Baat Ka Ghum Nahi

Dosti Mai Pyar Hota Kabi Kam Nahi
Is Liye Tum Bin Hum, Hum Bin Tum Nahi.

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3 years ago

Ek Hamara Waqt Hai Jiska,
Ek Bhi Pal Aapki Yaad Ki Bina Nahi Jata,

Aur Ek Aapka Waqt Hai Jisme,
Hume Yaad Karne Wala Pal Hi Nahin Aata?

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3 years ago
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