Jokes SMS [Santa Banta Funny Sms]

संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा |
पंडित - क्यों ?
संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी |
पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ?
संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है |:D:D

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2 years ago

Santa:-Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaak Kyun Diya
Banta: Saali Characterless Thi,
Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur
Baccha Bhagwan Se Mangati Thi.

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5 years ago

Santa- Yaar Murgi K Bache Ande TodkarBahar Kaise Aa Jate He?
Banta- Mujhe To Ye Samaj Me Nhi Aata Saale Band Ande Mai Ghus Kaise Jate He.

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5 years ago

Jung me SANTA ne bullet proof
jacket ki jagah machardani
pehni.?
BANTA-Aisa q?
SANTA-Jisme machar nahi ghus
sakta usme goli kaise ghusegi.

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5 years ago

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

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5 years ago
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