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A Mast Shayri By Our Beloved Ustad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji

Kya Aukaat Thi Kisi Haqim Ki Dawa Mein,

Jo Ilaaz Kar Sake, Aye Rehnuma!

Ishq Ka Rog Tha,

Mummy Ki Chappal Se Hi Aaram Mila.

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4 years ago

Teacher-Ye kiska Signature he.?
"@@@@@@@"
Student-Meri mummy ka.
Teacher- ye kaisa naam hai?
Student-Ji, unka naam hai "JALEBI BAI"

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4 years ago

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.'

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4 years ago

'santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
santaji: main heater le aato hoon
lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai
santaji: to main heater on kar leta hoon.....'

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4 years ago

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi
Ki
.
.
. Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko
ge to Kahoge,,
.
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala
Gaya... Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala
Gaya..
.
Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka
WahiReh Gya.. :P
. .
.
Pappu gusse se Bola:”or Ye
Humari Kamini Teachar Hai
Jinka dehant ho gya…:p :D :

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4 years ago
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