Jokes SMS [Poor Jokes Sms]

*Boss office girl se:
"Tum itny short kapry kyun pahanti ho"

Girl:
"Sir jitni pay milti hy us mein itny hi kapry aty hain"

Boss:
"Aaj se tumhari pay band".:-)'

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5 years ago

Ek Ladke Ka Naam Deepak Kumar Tha. Is Liye Sab Use D.K. Keh Kar Bulate The.
Ek Baar Usne Apne School Ki Race Mein Participate Liya.
Uske Pitaji Bhi Race Dekne Aaye The. Jaise Hi Race Shuru Hui Uske Pitaji Chilane Lage: “Bhag D.K. Bhag D.K.”
To School Ki Principal Boli: “Ye English Medium School Hai Yaha Par Sirf English Bolo”
To Uske Pitaji Kuch Sochne Ke Baad Bole: “Run D.K. Run D.K. Run D.K.“

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5 years ago

What-s the name of Gandhiji-s son..

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Dineshan

Gandhiji is the father of The-Nation (Dineshan)

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6 years ago

Q:- Can you name the Fitness Freak Hollywood actor who carries all his body building machines with him to wherever he goes....
A:- Gym Carry.

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6 years ago

Jivan me shanti se jine
ke 2raste
1-Maf kro Unhe Jinhe
Aap Bhul Nh Sakte
ya fir....???
2-Bhul Jao Unhe Jine Aap
Maf Nahi Kr Sakte...

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6 years ago
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