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Honey Singh ka exam version..
Book se hu dur lekin exam se majboor..
Dil ko sataye ye teacher ka noor..ha
Answer ye sachhi aaj usko batau..
Mujhe samajh ni aata kaise teacher ko patau..
Bas pass hone k liye m ye answer likhte jau..
Din-raat hi m ye book rat'te jau..
Book or guide m dekhu vari-vari..
Jee krda book faad du m saari..

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5 years ago

Exam me sir ne copy karne diya,
aur
kaha bahar ye mat kehna ke
maine copy karne diya tha.
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Naughty Student - Na ji hum
kahenge,
Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the,
Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,
Mar jaye sala

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5 years ago

Education related songs:
SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala
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MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro
ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai
RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak
PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche
FAIL- Jag suna suna lage.

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5 years ago

Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:
"Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge"
Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,
Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??

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5 years ago

Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams
1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50
2. Break after each 15 minutes
3.Give free hit marks for unexpected question
4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall
5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.

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6 years ago
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